THANK GOD FOR STEM CELLS.
Fifty years from now, cheating bastards justifiably fear DNA time bombs.
THEY'RE ILLEGAL for good reason, because DNA time bombs can trigger your body to do some pretty wild stuff. Doctored DNA can work wonders when it’s used for doing positive things, however, the dark side of this bio-tech magic is not so nice. But at least when an illegal DNA time bomb causes your dick to fall off, there’s no blood. All is not lost though, because in 2057, fingers, toes and penises can all be regenerated with stem cells, which takes about nine months. But it’s still a tsunami sized shock to have your organ to drop off in an intimate moment, which has reformed lots of philandering bastards.
drinks, so his dick is due to drop off next time he has sex with his mistress.