ZOO-O-LIGHT TECHNOLOGY.

Walk sexy and carry a big stick?

THE AMAZING ZOO-O-LIGHTS have a distaste for wearing too many clothes and a disdain for most technology. One thing that never leaves their sides, however, are these strange cylinder shaped devices, which reputably have over 20,000 uses, (only some of them naughty), from brushing teeth or zapping enemies, to subatomic morphing of hyper-granite compounds.

Is this the alien version of a Swiss Army knife?

Now you know why it's not a good idea to get Lustra angry.