HERE'S GOOD REASON TO QUARANTINE EARTH.

Not only is the captain of the starship British, but he’s also barking mad.

Commodore Horatio Branson (V2 design)

WE ALL KNOW the lads from Blighty can be rather frivolous with sanity, but Commodore Horatio Branson, unabashed sociopath, takes the cake. How he got to the top of the tree is a question asked by many, but never answered from the top secret rooms of power that would deny his existence, if only they could. Even the sacrifice of the MadHop would be worth it in their opinion, sources say. Branson was the “first man on Titan” who came back a hero. Too bad about the rest of the ESA crew though who perished on Saturn’s largest moon, all seven of them. Rumours abound, of course, Branson was already a controversial choice to lead the Titan mission and despite demands from the families of the dead ESA astronauts, no official enquiry has ever been held to determine what really happened fourteen years ago.